Trail Jokes

Two cowboys are riding along a trail in the mountains when they suddenly hear tom toms beating very close to them.' Oh! That doesn't sound good,' one says to the other. As soon as the words were spoken, an Indian jumps out from behind a tree and said,' Yeah, our regular drummer is out sick.'

On The Hurrican Trail
Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

Two tigers are walking along a jungle trail in single file. The rearmost tiger wanders off the trail for a few minutes, then reappears shortly thereafter. A few moments later, the front tiger feels what seems to be the other tiger's tongue, applied just below his tail. The tiger disapproves of this action, but doesn't want to start anything by bringing it up. Then, the tiger again feels the tongue, again in the same place. He decides to confront the after tiger, and asks him, "Did you just lick me twice in the butt?" The other tiger replied: "Yeah, sorry about that. I just ate a lawyer and I was trying to get the taste out of my mouth."

How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty? The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean me"!

In Peoria, Illinois, police were called to the scene of a home burglary. It turned out that only one major item was missing -- an entire houseful of new wall-to-wall carpet.

The officers on the scene had no idea how to track a hot carpet. As they headed outside into the newly fallen snow to look around, they found footprints and a long, scraped trail. The officers followed the trail to a neighbor's front door. When the police entered the house, they found the stolen carpet recut and laid to fit its new home.

The man who lived there insisted that he had purchased the rug, but police showed him his own trail. He was arrested and charged with the crime.