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If you look at Chuck Norris while he is smiling, your entire family will get AIDS.

Your horoscope for this month: Work:the stars are smiling Friends:the stars are smiling Health:the stars are smiling Sex:the stars got a heart attack from laughing their heads off

Bill and Hilary Clinton were the guests of honour at the World Marching Girl and Drum Majorette Championships in New York.
Hillary noticed that Bill had a smile on his face, so she asked, "Well honey, what are you smiling at?"
Bill replied, "Honey, if I had another inch, I'd be out there making love to the lot of them."
A big smile came across Hillary's face. Bill said, "What are you smiling about?" Hillary replied, "Bill, if you had one inch less, you'd be out there marching with them."