Sneakers Jokes / Recent Jokes

A co-worker's favorite joke:
Two men are hiking in the mountains. One suddenly stops, removes
his hiking boots, and starts putting on sneakers. The other asks
why he is doing that.
The first man answers, "I thought I heard a bear."
The second argues, "You can't outrun a bear, not even with sneakers."
The first responds, "I just need to outrun YOU!"

Why does an elephant wear sneakers? So that he can sneak up on mice!

Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guys says, "What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear." "I don't need to outrun the bear," the first guy says. "I just need to outrun you."

Why did the dog wear white sneakers? Because his boots were at the menders!

' Why are you crying, Ted? ' asked his mum.
' Because my new sneakers hurt.'
' That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.'
' But they are the only feet I have.'