Sneezes Jokes / Recent Jokes

A man and a woman are sitting next to each other on a flight. Suddenly, the man sneezes, whips out his dick and wipes the tip off.
Unable to believe what she just saw, the woman decides that her eyes must be playing tricks on her.
A few minutes later, the man sneezes again. He immediately whips out his dick and wipes the tip off.
The woman is going nuts. She just can't believe that such a disgustingly rude person exists.
A few minutes later, the man sneezes yet again. Once more he whips out his dick and wipes the tip off.
By now the woman has had enough. She turns to the man and says, "Three times you have sneezed and each time you have removed your penis from your pants and wiped it off. What the hell are you?"
The man replies, "I have a very rare condition that causes me to have an orgasm each time I sneeze."
"How strange," the woman says. "What are you taking anything for it?"
"Pepper," he replies.

A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane.
The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose, and shudders quite violently in her seat.
The man isn't sure why she is shuddering and goes back to reading.
A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.
The man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders violently again.
The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, "Three times you've sneezed and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped your nose then shuddered violently!
Are you sending me signals, or are you going crazy?"
The woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a rare condition and when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man, now more...

A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane.The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose, and shudders quite violently in her seat.The man isn't sure why she is shuddering and goes back to reading.A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.The man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders violently again.The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, "Three times you've sneezed and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped your nose then shuddered violently! Are you sending me signals, or are you going crazy?"The woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a rare condition and when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."The man, now feeling a little embarrassed but even more more...