Snowman Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws.
Q. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
Q. What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws.
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low elf esteem.
Q. What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A. Ribbon hood.
Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A. Claustrophobic.
Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes.
Q. Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet od handkerchiefs for Christmas?
A. She said "I could not work out what size her nose was!
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Why did it take the blonde longer than the brunette to build a snowman?
Because she had to hollow out the head!

Q: Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
A: Because the snow blower was coming down the block.

What is a snowmans favorite book? War and Frozen Peas!

What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy? She gave him the cold shoulder! What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps! What's an ig? An eskimo's home without a loo! What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers! Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs! How do snowmen travel around? By iceicle! What sort of ball doesn't bounce? A snowball! How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed? You wake up wet! What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark? Frost bite! How do you call an Eskimo cow? An Eskimoo!