Snowman Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q. What did one lesbian frog say to the other?
A. Hey!!, we do taste like chicken!
Q. Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?
A. Because, he saw the snowblower coming up the street.
What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy? She gave him the cold shoulder! What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps! What's an ig? An eskimo's home without a loo! What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers! Where do snowmen go to dance? Snowballs! How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle! What sort of ball doesn't bounce ? A snowball! How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet! What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite! How do you call an Eskimo cow ? An Eskimoo !
Put four large marshmallows in a plastic bag and, on a plain sheet of white paper, draw a snowman. Underneath, write "Frosty told me you were bad this year so all you get is snowman poop!"
Fold the paper twice and, with a paper clip, attach it to the top of the plastic bag. Give it as a present to any of your favorite persons.
Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.
Q: why is it more difficult to build a blonde snowman compared to a normal one?
A: Because you have to hollow out the head!!!
Why is it easier to maake a snowman with black hair than a snowman with blonde hair?
Because you have to hollow out a blonde snowmans head!