Snowman Jokes / Recent Jokes
What did the snowman order at MacDonalds? Icerbergers with chilli sauce!
What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head? It knocked him cold.
1757
The great stables are built, and scientists are secretly hired by
Claus II to begin an ambitious project that of breeding and
training reindeer to fly.
1773
The flying reindeer are achieved and become Claus II and III's
major form of transportation.
1774
A mutant reindeer, named Rudolf, is born whose nose emits light.
He becomes an outcast of the reindeer society, and is taken in by
the Claus government. Claus II celebrates his 50th birthday,
inviting several other world leaders for a stay at his castle. To
impress them, he displays a lavish show of wealth, all at the
elves' expense. He gives the other leaders the impression of a
dictatorship under the guise of royalty. The elves sense this,
and the seeds of rebellion are planted.
1777
As conditions become increasingly strict, the elves begin to search
for a leader to lead their revolt. Rudolf, still in favor of more...
Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet.