Socially Jokes

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    A socially prominent dowager from Boston was visiting friends in New York and a dinner party was held in her honor. She was seated next to another, younger woman, and began discussing the relative merits of Boston society.

    "In Boston," she said, "we place all our emphasis on good breeding."

    "In New York we think it's a lot of fun, too," agreed the other woman, "but we also manage to foster other interests."

    OUTGOING PERSONALITY.................. Always going out of the office
    GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS............. Able to bullshit
    GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS............. Spends lots of time on phone
    AVERAGE EMPLOYEE...................... Not too bright
    EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED.......... Made no major blunders yet
    WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY................ Too ugly to get a date
    ACTIVE SOCIALLY....................... Drinks a lot
    FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY............. Spouse drinks, too
    INDEPENDENT WORKER.................... Nobody knows what he/she does
    QUICK THINKING........................ Offers plausible excuses
    CAREFUL THINKER....................... Won't make a decision
    AGGRESSIVE............................ Obnoxious
    USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS.......... Gets someone else to do it
    EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL............. Speaks English
    METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL........ A nit picker
    HAS LEADERSHIP more...

    GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS........... Able to bullshit
    GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS........... Spends lots of time on phone
    AVERAGE EMPLOYEE.................... Not too bright
    EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED........ Made no major blunders yet
    WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY.............. Too ugly to get a date
    ACTIVE SOCIALLY..................... Drinks a lot
    FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY........... Spouse drinks, too
    INDEPENDENT WORKER.................. Nobody knows what he/she does
    QUICK THINKING...................... Offers plausible excuses
    CAREFUL THINKER..................... Won't make a decision
    AGGRESSIVE.......................... Obnoxious
    USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS........ Gets someone else to do it
    EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL........... Speaks English
    METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL...... A nit picker
    HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES............ Is tall or has a loud voice
    EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT........ Lucky
    KEEN more...

    Good Communication Skills - Spends lots of time on phone

    Average Employee - Not too bright

    Exceptionally Well Qualified - Made no major blunders yet

    Work Is First Priority - Too ugly to get a date

    Active Socially - Drinks a lot

    Family Is Active Socially - Spouse drinks, too

    Independent Worker - Nobody knows what he/she does

    Quick Thinking - Offers plausible excuses

    Careful Thinker - Won't make a decision

    Aggressive - Obnoxious

    Uses Logic On Difficult Jobs - Gets someone else to do it

    Expresses Themselves Well - Speaks English

    Meticulous Attention To Detail - A nit picker

    Has Leadership Qualities - Is tall or has a loud voice

    Exceptionally Good Judgment - Lucky

    Keen Sense Of Humor - Knows a lot of dirty jokes.

    Career Minded - Back Stabber

    Loyal - Can't get a job anywhere else

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