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Are you a wealthy and successful suit-and-tie yuppie businessman who has always had a secret dream that you would one day become a redneck?
Have you always wanted to be a Bubba, but didn't know how?
Is there an inner Cletus inside just hollering to get out?
Well, now you CAN be a redneck!
You will only have to purchase the following: one pair of overalls, one pack of chewing tobacco and six cases of beer. That's all you will need to start!
Caution: These instructions MUST be followed in your BUSINESS OFFICE.
1) You are a dignified, well-groomed yuppie executive with an important professional job; therefore, as you read this, it is assumed you are wearing a pair of well-polished $800 Brooks Brothers black dress shoes and silk socks, a $2,000 pinstriped Armani business suit tailored for you, a $150 silk necktie with matching pocket square and suspenders, a starched white shirt, monogrammed cufflinks, silver tiepin and a Rolex.
FIRST, untie and remove more...

At an Army reception center a volunteer was undergoing an IQ test.
“Well, Nicholson, determine what it is - it’s a piece of the soldier’s equipment which has two soles, 12 holes for laces and is worn on man’s feet?
“I can’t guess, sir, ” was the reply.
“But it’s easy, man. It’s a pair of shoes. Now tell the board what piece of the soldier’s equipment has the same but twice more: four soles, 24 holes for laces and is on man’s feet?! ”
“Dunno, sir. ”
“Come on, man. It’s two pairs of shoes. Now the last question-what has six feet, wings and flies in May? ”
“Oh, that easy, ” cried the volunteer, “It’s three pair of shoes! ”