Sonny Jokes / Recent Jokes

Once upon a time a four-year old boy was visiting his aunt and uncle. He was a very outspoken little boy and often had to be censured to say the right thing at the right time. One day at lunch, when the aunt had company, the little boy said, "Auntie, I want to tinkle." Auntie took the little boy aside and said, "Never say that, Sonny. If you want to tinkle, say "I want to whisper." The incident was forgotten.

That night when Uncle and Auntie were soundly sleeping, the little boy climbed into bed with them. He tugged at his uncle's shoulder and said, "Uncle, I want to whisper."

Uncle said, "All right, Sonny, don't wake Auntie up. Whisper in my ear."

The little boy was sent back to his parents the next day.

Special Report from Rooterz Newz Service, Palm Beach, CA
The recent tragic death of Sonny Bono and death of Michael Kennedy in
tree-related skiing accidents has conspiracy theorists abuzz.
The ominous parallels can't be denied:
William Kennedy died after skiing into a tree in Aspen, CO.
Sonny Bono died after skiing into a tree in Lake Tahoe, CA.
An Aspen is a kind of tree.
The word "Tahoe" is Native American for "tree."
Bono was interviewed by MTV VJ "Kennedy" at the last Republican.
Kennedy had a secretary named "Loni"-which rhymes, sort of, with "Sonny."
Kennedy was a socialist who thought everyone (but him) should just "share."
Bono was once married to "Cher."
Kennedy was born into an idolized family yet managed to disgrace himself.
After losing family and career in his divorce with Cher, a disgraced Bono managed to recreate himself honorably and rise to the more...