Sooo Jokes

ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.

your mommas sooo fat that when a bus went by she said, "Catch that TWINKIEEEE!"

Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie
The kind where you seen the poopie come out, but there's nothing on the toilet paper.
The Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt fifty times, and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin it with a stain.
The Second Wave Poopie
It happens when you're done poopying, and you have pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
Pop a Vein in your Forehead Poopie
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Richard Simmons Poopie
You poopie so much that you lose 30 pounds.
The Lincoln Log Poopie
The kind of poopie that is sooo huge, you're afraid to flush, so you break it up into small pieces with the toilet brush.
The Gasey Poopie
It is so noisy, everyone within earshot more...