"The Poopie List" joke

Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie
The kind where you seen the poopie come out, but there's nothing on the toilet paper.
The Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt fifty times, and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin it with a stain.
The Second Wave Poopie
It happens when you're done poopying, and you have pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
Pop a Vein in your Forehead Poopie
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Richard Simmons Poopie
You poopie so much that you lose 30 pounds.
The Lincoln Log Poopie
The kind of poopie that is sooo huge, you're afraid to flush, so you break it up into small pieces with the toilet brush.
The Gasey Poopie
It is so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.
The Drunker Poopie
The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking, it's most noticeable trait is the tread marks on the bottom of the toilet.
The Corn Poopie
Self-explanatory.
The Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie
The kind where you want to poopie, but all you do is sit on the toilet, cramp, and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poopie
That when it hurts so bad, you swear it is leaving you sideways.
The Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
The kind where it's coming out of your butt so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
The Liquid Poopie
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of your butt and splatters all over the toilet bowl.
The Mexican Food Poopie
It smells sooo bad that the room needs to be condemned!!!
The Surprise Poopie
A fart with a lump in it.