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    Caveman Tech Support

    The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate:
    This fire help. Me Groog
    Me Lorto. Help. Fire not work.
    You have flint and stone?
    Ugh
    You hit them together?
    Ugh
    What happen?
    Fire not work
    (sigh) Make spark?
    No spark, no fire, me confused. Fire work yesterday.
    *sigh* You change rock?
    I change nothing
    You sure?
    Me make one change. Stone hot so me soak in stream so stone not burn Lorto hand. Small change, shouldn't keep Lorto from make fire, right?

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    The tech support problem dates

    The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate: This fire help. Me Groog Me Lorto. Help. Fire not work. You have flint and stone? Ugh You hit them together? Ugh What happen? Fire not work (sigh) Make spark? No spark, no fire, me confused. Fire work yesterday. *sigh* You change rock? I change nothing You sure? Me make one change. Stone hot so me soak in stream so stone not burn Lorto hand. Small change, shouldn't keep Lorto from make fire, right?

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    Prehistoric Tech Support

    The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate:

    This fire help. Me Groog

    Me Lorto. Help. Fire not work.

    You have flint and stone?

    Ugh

    You hit them together?

    Ugh

    What happen?

    Fire not work

    (sigh) Make spark?

    No spark, no fire, me confused.

    Fire work yesterday.

    *sigh* You change rock?

    I change nothing

    You sure?

    Me make one change. Stone hot so me soak in stream so stone not burn Lorto hand. Small change, shouldn't keep Lorto from make fire.

    *Grabs club and goes to Lorto's cave*

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    Ancient tech support

    The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate:
    This fire help. Me Groog
    Me Lorto. Help. Fire not work.
    You have flint and stone?
    Ugh
    You hit them together?
    Ugh
    What happen?
    Fire not work
    (sigh) Make spark?
    No spark, no fire, me confused. Fire work yesterday.
    *sigh* You change rock?
    I change nothing
    You sure?
    Me make one change. Stone hot so me soak in stream so stone not burn Lorto hand. Small change, shouldn't keep Lorto from make fire.
    * Grabs club and goes to Lorto's cave *
    * WHAM * WHAM * WHAM * WHAM *
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    Ancient Tech Support

    The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate:This fire help. Me GroogMe Lorto. Help. Fire not work.You have flint and stone?UghYou hit them together?UghWhat happen?Fire not work(sigh) Make spark?No spark, no fire, me confused. Fire work yesterday.*sigh* You change rock?I change nothingYou sure?Me make one change. Stone hot so me soak in stream so stone not burn Lorto hand. Small change, shouldn't keep Lorto from make fire.*Grabs club and goes to Lorto's cave**WHAM*WHAM*WHAM*WHAM*

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