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UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM
SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION
(Time Limit: 3 Weeks)
1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient
Babylonian Empire with particular
reference to architecture, literature,
law and social conditions
-OR-
give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to:
(a) build a bridge
(b) sail the ocean
(c) lead an army or
(d) WRITE A PLAY
4. What religion is the Pope? (please check
only one answer)
(a) Jewish
(b) Catholic
(c) Hindu
(d) Polish
(e) Agnostic
5. Metric conversion. How many feet is
0. 0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is
on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
7. How many commandments was Moses given?
(approximately)
8. What are people in America's far north
called?
(a) Westerners
(b) Southerners
(c) Northerners
9. Spell -- more...
To make this work, do this as fast as you can and don't cheat! Spell Fort 5 timesSay Fort 4 timesSpell Fort 4 timesSay Sort 3 times Spell Fort two timesSay Fort onceQuick!... What do you eat cereal with? (Scroll Down)*****************You're pretty weird... most people use a Spoon!: )
How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters? NME (enemy).
A man came in to heaven and God wanted to go on a vacation so he asked the man to take over while he was away. God told the man to give everyone a test before letting them into heaven. God leaves and a man comes floating up and says,' 'Please let me in to heaven.'' The other man says,' 'I have to give you a test first.'' The man coming into heaven says,' 'Oh jeez I'm not too good at tests!'' The other man says,' 'Spell LOVE'' The man spells it, and he is let into heaven. Then a woman comes floating up and says,' 'Please let me into heaven,'' and the man replies,' 'Only if you pass this test.'' The woman says,' 'Oh no, I'm not very good at tests.'' The man says,' 'Your test is to spell LOVE.'' She spells it correctly, and is let into heaven. The next person that comes floating up is the man's wife. She says,' 'OK honey, let me in to heaven.'' The man says,' 'I have to give everyone a test before I let them in to heaven.'' She says,' 'OK, make it an easy one!!!'' Then the man says,' more...
Guy goes to the gates of heaven where he meets St. Peter. St. Peter says to him "God has looked at your book of life and you are welcome in heaven under one condition" The man say "What's that?"
St. Peter says "You must spell the word' Love'." So he does and he is let in to heaven. As he gets in, St. Peter's beeper goes off. He tells the man to watch the gate until he returns, and reminds him that he must ask whoever comes to spell the word. Next thing you know, his wife show up at the gate and he asks her what she is doing there?
She says that on the way home from the funeral, there was an accident and she died. The husband says alright, but you do have to spell one word first before you come in to heaven.
She asks "What's that?"
He says "Spell Czechoslovakia"