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Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They can't sing, they can't dance and they look awful. What makes you think they can change a light bulb?
Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ? A: They can't sing, they can't dance and they look awful. What makes you think they can change a light bulb?
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My best friend married a doctor several years ago. After being married for about three years, my friend's husband said to his wife, "You need to do something to spice up our love-making."
Shortly thereafter, he came home and found his wife in bed with another man who also happened to be a doctor.
"But, why?" asked her hubby.
"You said that I needed to do something to spice up our love-making," she replied. "I just wanted to get a second opinion."
Here's a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and agree to play the Office Game which awards points as follows: ONE POINTRun one lap around the office at top speed. Walk sideways to the photocopier. Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk. When they're not looking, pour most of someone's fresh cup of coffee into your mug leaving them with an inch of brew. Ignore the first five people who say' good morning' to you. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace. While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open. THREE-POINTSBabble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it." - Double points if you do this to a manager. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle. Shout random more...
...Spice Girl Melanie C gave birth sunday to a healthy daughter...critics say this is the best thing to come out of the Spice Girls in 10 years.