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What's the difference between a duck and a spider?
A duck has a web in its feet, a spider has its feet in a web!

Verbs
Anal Salute
backfire
bake breeze biscuits
bake brownies
bark
bend a valve
Beep your horn
Blast the chair
blow dirt
blow dust
blow a fart
blow a gasket
blow kisses
blow mud
blow smoke
Blow the big brown horn
blow the sparkplugs
blurt
boff
Bottom blast
Bottom burp
boom-boom
break the seam
break wind
buang angin
bust ass
Buttock bassoon
Butt burp
Butt tuba
butt yodeling
chemold
clear one's throat
cleft a boofer
colon bowlin'
cook eggs
couper le fromage
crack ass
crepitate
crop dusting
cut a gasser
cut a melon
cut chedder
cut muffins
cut one
cut the cheese
cut the provolone
Cut a stinker
Cut the wind
deal one
degas
dot'dot
draw mud from the bottom of the pond
drop ass
Drop a bomb
drop a cookie
drop a fart
drop a ringo
drop a rose
drop one
drop more...