"Fart Names ( Verbs )" joke

Verbs
Anal Salute
backfire
bake breeze biscuits
bake brownies
bark
bend a valve
Beep your horn
Blast the chair
blow dirt
blow dust
blow a fart
blow a gasket
blow kisses
blow mud
blow smoke
Blow the big brown horn
blow the sparkplugs
blurt
boff
Bottom blast
Bottom burp
boom-boom
break the seam
break wind
buang angin
bust ass
Buttock bassoon
Butt burp
Butt tuba
butt yodeling
chemold
clear one's throat
cleft a boofer
colon bowlin'
cook eggs
couper le fromage
crack ass
crepitate
crop dusting
cut a gasser
cut a melon
cut chedder
cut muffins
cut one
cut the cheese
cut the provolone
Cut a stinker
Cut the wind
deal one
degas
dot'dot
draw mud from the bottom of the pond
drop ass
Drop a bomb
drop a cookie
drop a fart
drop a ringo
drop a rose
drop one
drop one's guts
effluviate
emit a fart
erupt one
fardullah
fart
fart like a popcorn machine
fessa
flatulate
Flatulence
float an air biscuit
frump
Funky rollers
furzen
fuss
Gaseous intestinal by-products
get expelled from stool
grunt
guff
heiny burp
he o koita
here comes Freddie
Honk
HUMrrhoids
Jag fis
kentut
kill the canary
launch a wifter
lay a fart
lay a jellybean
Let a Beefer
Let each little bean be heard
let a windy
let fly a fart
let Freddie out of jail
let one
make a stink
make cheese
make methane
make some underleg noise
Mating call of the barking spider
Mexican jet propulsion
ot'ot
pass gas
Pass wind
peidar
peter
piffle
pollute the atmosphere
poopski
poot
pop corn
pop off
pritz
puf
Puff, the Magic Dragon!
pukat
queimar a bota
Rebuild the ozone layer one poof at a time
Rectal honk
Rectal shout
refine shit particles
release intestinal gases
Release a tree monkey from captivity
ringo
rip one
rip the canvas
Ripple Fart
roar from the rear
shit the bed
shoot bunnies
Shoot the cannon
sink my battleship
sneeze in one's pants
spider's barking
spill one's guts
split the seam
start a Harley
start the engine
step on a duck
step on a frog
step on a fart snake
stink out loud
stomp on the barking spider
strike mud
strip a gear
supply it
taint ripper
toot
Toot your own horn
To speak German
Trouser cough
Trouser trumpet
vent
winden laten