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What is a runners favourite subject in school? Jog-raphy!

John receives a phone call.

"Hello," he answers.

The voice on the other end says, "This is Susan. We met at a party about 3 months ago."

John: "Hmm... Susan? About 3 months ago?"

Susan: "Yes, it was at Bill's house. After the party you took me home. On the way we parked and got into the back seat. You told me I was a good sport."

John: "Oh, yeah! Susan! How are you?"

Susan: "I'm pregnant and I'm going to kill myself."

John: "Say, you ARE a good sport."

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Editor's Note: Originally from a George Carlin monologue. Credit where credit is due (well, this time).

John receives a phone call. "Hello," he answers. The voiceon the ot other end says, "This is Susan. We met a partyabout 3 months ago." John: "Hmm... Susan? about 3 months ago?" Susan: "Yes, it was at Bill's house. After the party you tookme home. On the way we parked and got into the back seat. Youtold me I was a good sport." John: "Oh, yeah! Susan! How are you?" Susan: "I'm pregnant and I'm going to kill myself." John: "Say, you ARE a good sport."

After a two year study on America's recreational preferences, the following results were found:

1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is basketball.

2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling.

3. The sport of choice for blue-collar line workers is football.

4. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball.

5. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis.

6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is golf.

The conclusion of the study: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

INTERESTING OBSERVATIONS WITH AN AMAZING CONCLUSION
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
and...
6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.
THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:
The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls
become.

The Choice of Sport For Workers is Rugby
The Choice of Sport For Managers is Tennis
The Choice of Sport For CEOs is Golf
Conclusion: The Bigger your job is the smaller your balls become.

20> Brussels Sprouts

19> Cannes Openers

18> Amsterdam Yankees

17> Vienna Sausages

16> Belgium Waffles

15> Manila Folders

14> Czech Bouncers

13> New Dehli Catessans

12> Buenos Airheads

11> Bangkok Suckers

10> Dublin Mint Twins

9> Peking Toms

8> Bolivia DeHavillands

7> Seoul Brothers

6> Taipei Personalities

5> Syria Killers

4> Hungary Jacks

3> Iraqi Raccoons

2> Prague Tologists

1> Guadalajara Krishnas