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There was a captian of a cruise ship who would leave to go see a magician perform after he got off duty every night.
The captian had a parrot who understood every trick and would reveal every one. He would yell out "squaawk its in his sleeve or ssquaawk its in his pocket"
One night the magician reached his boiling point and pulled out his pistol and tried to shoot the parrot.
Instead he missed and hit a propane tank and blew the ship into a million pieces.
Everyone died except the parrot and the magician. They floated for days and said nothing.
Five days later the parrot says"squaawk ok I give up what did you do with the damn ship?"