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A man receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when he arrives at
the stadium, he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium---he's closer to
the Goodyear blimp than the field. About halfway through the first quarter, he notices an empty seat
10 rows off the field, right on the 50-yard line. He decides to take a chance and makes his way
through the stadium and around the security guards to the empty seat. As he sits down, he asks the
gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?"
The man replies, "No." Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, he says to the man,
"This is incredible, who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl and not
use it?"
The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but
she passed away. This is the first Super more...
A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the Oregon-Oregon State game from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrives at Autzen Stadium he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium -- he is closer to the blimp than the field.
About halfway through the first quarter, Bob notices an empty seat 10 rows off the field right on the 45-yard line. He decides to take a chance and makes his way through the stadium and around the security guards to the empty seat.
As he sits down, he asks the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?"
The man says no.
Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Bob again inquires of the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the Civil War game and not use it?
The man replies, "Well, actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she just passed away. This is more...
The University of Phoenix bought the naming rights to the Arizona Cardinals' new stadium. The move will honor the Cardinals’ long tradition of mediocrity. The stadium is just like a degree from the University of Phoenix - shiny on the outside, empty on the inside.
A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrives at the stadium he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium he's closer to the Goodyear blimp than the field.
About halfway through the first quarter, Bob notices an empty seat 10 rows off the field, right on the 50 yard line. He decides to take a chance and makes his way through the stadium and around the security guards to the empty seat.
As he sits down, he asks the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?"
The man says no.
Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Bob again inquires of the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the Super Bowl and not use it?"
The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me, I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. more...