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Stallone, Tony Danza, and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical about famous composers.Stallone wants to be Mozart, Danza says he'll be Bethoven, and Swarzanagger says "I'll be Bach!"

Sylvester Stallone said he brought 48 vials of HGH into Australia because he "just didn't understand some of the rules here."

I'd like to explain the rules to Stallone in a way he might understand.

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project - an action docudrama about famous composers starring top movie stars. Sylvester Stallone, Steven Segall, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were all present. Spielberg strongly desired the box office' oomph' of these superstars, so he was prepared to allow them to select whatever composers they would portray, as long as they were very famous.

"Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him."

"Chopin has always been my favorite, and my image would improve if people saw me playing the piano," said Willis. "I'll play him."

"I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Segall. "I'd like to play him."

Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds splendid." Then, looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be, Arnold?"

So Arnold says, more...

It turns out Sylvester Stallone is planning one more Rocky movie. The finale of the franchise will be Rocky: 65. In it, our aging hero fights cuts to Medicare spending!

A top movie producer was discussing his new project, an
action docudrama about famous composers, with several
top stars --- Stallone, Schwarzenneger and Van Damme.
The three action stars were allowed to select what famous
composers they would portray.

"Well", started Stallone, "I have always admired Mozart. I
would love to play him."

"Chopin has always been my favourite", said Van Damme.
"I'll play him."

The producer was pleased. "Sounds splendid! And who
do you want to portray, Arnold?"
"I'll be Bach," he replied......

Stallone, Tony Danza, and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical about famous composers. Stallone wants to be Mozart, Danza says he'll be Bethoven, and Swarzanagger says "I'll be Bach!"

Stallone, Tony Danza, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all going to be in a musical about famous composers.
Stallone wants to be Mozart, Danza says he'll be Beethoven, and Schwarzenegger says "I'll be Bach!"