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An old lady walked in to the post office to buy stamps and as she was short-sighted the clerk offered to stick the stamps on for her. `Wait a minute, he said, `youve written the address upside down.`I know, said the little old lady, `the letter is going to Australia.
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps with pictures of favorite lawyers on them.
The people that use them don't know which side to spit on!
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps with
pictures of favorite lawyers on them.
The people that use them don't know which side to spit on!
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers on them.The people that use them don't know which side to spit on!
BLAMESTORMING:
Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
CUBE FARM:
An office filled with cubicles.
PRAIRIE DOGGING:
When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
MOUSE POTATO:
The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
SITCOMS:
(Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage) What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.
STARTER MARRIAGE:
A short-lived first marriage that ends in divorce with no kids, no property and no regrets.
STRESS PUPPY:
A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
SWIPED OUT:
an ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
IRRITAINMENT:
Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but more...
A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Hanukkah cards.
She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Hanukkah stamps?"
The clerk says, "What denomination?"
The woman says, "Oh my God. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Orthodox, 12 Conservative, and 32 Reform."
The Post Office briefly considered issuing stamps with Bill and Hillary`s faces on them. However, test marketing verified that the customers would spit on the wrong side of the stamps.