Starbucks Jokes / Recent Jokes

Starbucks just introduce a new coffee flavor. It is KamaSutra........You can drink it in any postion.

Starbucks is continuing to prove that it has successfully turned itsfortunes around as it sees its quarterly profits more thantriple, or for you regular Starbucks customers out there, "it's, like, they can afford to go back to drinking their Fraps after having to settle for Venti's for the past year".

Some Starbucks in NY have been found to be infested by mice and roaches. A spokesman for the coffee chain says they have a solution to the problem. Now on the menu:Mint Mice Mochachino and Caramel Roach Coolata.
Another article says that Starbucks is also infested with laptop-carrying idiots willing to overpay for a halfass cup of coffee.

Where once you could find a Woolworth's on every other street corner, in its place you now have Starbucks. Where once you could get a grilled cheese, stockings, a 1-lb. sack of Tootsie Rolls, school supplies, underwear, a Transformers action figure and a pet goldfish, you can now get overpriced coffee and overpriced coffee accessories.
We sure do like getting screwed in this country, don't we?

Paul McCartney is the first artist to sign on the new Starbucks record label. If John Lennon were alive today, I believe he would have a "Venti" coronary.

Starbucks was handing out packets of their new instant coffee, VIA, in Chicago today. Cups of hot water were sold for $4 each.

The Senate is planning to restore federal funding of stem cell research. When asked why, Majority Leader Bill Frist pointed to a coffee stain on his tie and said, "We have to find a cure for Parkinson's before that shaker from "Family Ties" takes me to Starbucks again."