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10. You have named your son as' Baba' and your daughter as' Ratna'.[Baba and Ratna are two popular Zarda (tobacco) brands, in India]

9. You are getting too many offers to act in Dracula films.

8. You threatened to kill the PAAN SHOP guy for giving you a' meetha' (sweet) Paan instead of a Zarda (tobacco) Paan.

7. When there are no Paan shops around, you climb an Eucalyptus tree and start chewing the leaves.

6. Customs people start inspecting your tooth cavities for smuggled goods.

5. Western folks stare at you and ask what dye you used for your teeth?

4. Buffaloes stare at you and wonder why you are also ruminating like them.
3. You accidentally spat on the guy in the Tinopal dress, going for an interview, and he beat the hell out of you.
2. You have been caned in Singapore for littering the streets.
1. Your wife/girl-friend insists that you kiss her on her cheeks.

50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.7. Shave.8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator more...