Starkville Jokes

GLN (Good-Looking Nerd): "Can I help you?"
MHP (Mississippi Highway Patrolman): "Do you know how fast you were
going, boy?"
GLN: "I'm not sure. The needle doesn't reach the high numbers very well.
I would estimate somewhere between 80 and 85, closer to 85."
MHP: "You were going 84 miles an hour."
GLN: "See, I was close. I must've been going uphill."
MHP: "What was that?"
GLN: "Oh, nothing. Is there some reason you pulled me over?"
MHP: "I'm going to have to give you a ticket, boy."
GLN: "No thank you."
MHP: "What was that?"
GLN: "If it's all the same to you, I'd just as soon you keep your
ticket. I don't really have any use for one."
MHP: "Don't try to weasel your way out of this, boy. I'm going to
give you a ticket."
GLN: "What for?"
MHP: "WHAT FOR??? Speeding, that's more...