Statistician Jokes / Recent Jokes
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Logic is a systematic method for getting the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Statistics is a systematic method for getting the wrong conclusion with 95% confidence.
Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9 times out of ten it will.
Three percent exceeds 2 percent by 50 percent, not by 1 percent.