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Old statisticians never die, they just undergo a transformation.

Three statisticians went out hunting, and came across a large deer. The first statistician fired, but missed, by a meter to the left. The second statistician fired, but also missed, by a meter to the right. The third statistician didn't fire, but shouted in triumph, "On the average we got it!"

Statisticians probably do it.

Statisticians do it continuously but discretely.

Statisticians do it when it counts.

Statisticians do it with large numbers.

Statisticians do it with significance.

Statisticians do it on random walks.

Statisticians do it stochastically.

Statisticians do it. After all, it's only normal.

Statisticians do it with standard deviations.

Statisticians do it with 95% confidence.

Statisticians do it with only a 5% chance of being rejected.

How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb?
"With what degree of certainty do you need to know?"

3. 67 statisticians on the average.

75. 23% of the population believe that it takes less than four statisticians.

Three statisticians go hunting. When they see a rabbit, the first one shoots, missing it on the left. The second one shoots and misses it on the right.
The third one shouts: "We've hit it!"