Stephen Jokes

Stephen Hawking has written another book, it's about time.

61-year-old Stephen Bernard died on March 7 at Cape Cod Hospital. A quite funeral service was held on March 11. However, there seemed to be some confusion during the service as pallbearers complained that the coffin did not feel full. A spokesperson for the family quickly explained that, “If it does not appear full it is because contents have settled during shipping and handling”

Knock knock
Who's there?
Stephen Wertheim
Stephen Wertheim who?
Exactly.
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Sadly, in 5 years nobody will know who Stephen Wertheim was because he has requested tht his obscure political joke be removed from the largest joke repository in the world. Poor career decision, Steve. ;)

Top Ten Least Popular Stephen King Novels
10. "The Man Who Died of Old Age"
9. "How Cujo Got His Groove Back"
8. "Here's Another One I Cranked Out In An Afternoon"
7. "Vacuumstarter"
6. "The Scary Windowless Corridor Next To The Oval Office"
5. "The Guy Who Accidentally Put Expired Milk In His Coffee -
He Didn't Drink It, But What If He Did?"
4. "The Scariest Part of This Book Is My Picture On The Back Cover"
3. "Inside the Kitchen At Your Local T.G.I. Friday's"
2. "Hi I'm Your New Neighbor, Richard Simmons"
1. "Satan's Independent Prosecutor"

Teacher: John, Show Me America In This Map. John: Here It Is. Teacher: Good. Now Stephen, Tell Me Who Founded America? Stephen: John, Ma'am