Stephon Marbury Jokes / Recent Jokes

Stephon Marbury has said that his suspicion of Mike D'Antoni is so deep he wouldn't trust him to walk his dog across the street. That’s all the more harsh when you consider that Marbury defended Michael Vick.

Three teams are reportedly interested in signing Stephon Marbury. Unfortunately for Marbury, none of them are basketball teams.

Joey Chestnut ate 45 slices of pizza in 10 minutes to win the world's first Pizza Eating Championship in Manhattan. New Yorkers haven't seen a mouth that big since Stephon Marbury. The contest is particularly difficult, because competitors have to listen to New Yorkers talk incessantly about how much better their pizza is.

Free agent guard Stephon Marbury said there are plenty of teams interested in his services. The teams, however, disagree.

"You know, from what I hear, dogfighting is a sport." - Knicks guard Stephon Marbury

So, the Knicks should have electrocuted and drowned Stephon Marbury three seasons ago?