Strangle Jokes / Recent Jokes

An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he
squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl up on the
elephant - first his legs and then up all over his body. When the
elephant started feeling all the little ants on him, he shook hard, making
all the little ants, except for one, fall to the ground. As the only ant on
the elephant hung on close to the elephant's neck, the ones on the
ground began to yell, "Strangle him!!! Strangle him!!!"

How do you kill a blue elephant?Shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a red elephant?Strangle it till it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a green elephant?Tell it a dirty joke until it blushes and turns red, then strangle it until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a yellow elephant?What are you talking about? There are no yellow elephants!