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A truck driver was drivingalong on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." He tries to turn off but, before he knows it, the bridge is right there and he gets stuck under it. Cars arebacked up for miles. Finally, a police car comesup. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands onhis hips and says, "Got stuck huh?" The truck driver says,"No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas"

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A truck driver was driving along and passed a sign that said "low bridge ahead." Before he knew it, the bridge was right ahead of him and he got stuck under it. Cars were backed up for miles. Finally, a police car pulled up. The cop got out of his car. He walked around to the truck driver, put his hands on his hips and said, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver said, "No officer. I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas!"

There was this man driving in his truck in the desert. He had to poop really bad, so he found this old gas station. It had a bathroom, so he went.
He let it all out, feeling pleased when he had finished. That's when he noticed that there was no toilet paper. There was a sign on the wall saying, "There is no tissue. Take 2 fingers, wipe yourself, stick them in the hole below and they will be cleaned by human lips." So he took his 2 fingers and wiped himself.
He stuck them through the hole. On the other side there was a person with 2 bricks. When his fingers were on the other side, the man took the 2 bricks and slammed the man's fingers, so the man, reacting in pain, stuck his fingers in his mouth. (Hey, the sign said they would be cleaned by human lips.)

A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the wooden toilet seat.
The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear. She is understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to the doctor.
She puts on a large overcoat so as to cover the stuck seat, and they go.
When they get to the doctor's, the man lifts his wife's coat to show their predicament. The man asks, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?"
"Well, yes," the doctor replies, "but never framed."

A husband and wife were driving down a country road when they came across a muddy patch and got stuck. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the road, driving some oxen before him.
The farmer saw the couple in trouble, stopped, and offered to help pull the car out of the mud for $50. The husband accepted and minutes later the car was free.
Turning to the husband, the farmer said, "You know, you're the twelfth car I've helped out of the mud today."
The husband looked around at the farmer's fields and asked, "When do you have time to plow your fields? Do you do it at night?"
"Oh no," the young farmer replied, "Night is when I put the water in the hole."

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge.

Cars are backed up for miles.

Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"

The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."