Stuck Jokes / Recent Jokes
Aug. 12 Moved to Indiana. It is so beautiful here. The rolling green hills are so nice. Can hardly wait to see snow covering them.
Oct. 14 Indiana is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turned all the colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride hrough the beautiful hills and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most wonderful animal on earth. This must be paradise. I love it here.
Nov. 11 Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill Such a gorgeous creature. Hope it will start to snow soon. I love it here.
Dec. 2 It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won), and when the snowplow came by, we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. I love Indiana.
Dec. 12 More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick again to more...
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bya pig got stuck in the gate so the other pg came by and said how long you been stuck in that gate?
the other pig says oink (week)
ya mum is so fat she got stuck in the grand caynon
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead."
Before he knows it the bridge is right a head of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?"
The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
This man had a banana in his ear and a hamster stuck up his nose..
so he went to the doctor and he said
"doctor doctor whats wrong with me!?!?!?"
and the doctor says
" well son it appears that you have a banana in your ear and a hamster stuck up your nose !"
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving
down a muddy back road encountered another car
stuck in the mud with a red faced colonel at the
wheel. "Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the lieutenant
as he pulled alongside.
"Nope," replied the colonel, coming over and handing
him the keys, "Yours is."