Successful Jokes / Recent Jokes
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 4. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. 5. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die. 6. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. 7. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. 8. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. 9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. 10. There are two more...
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Question: What stands behind every successful, married man?
Answer: An amazed Mother-in-Law!
A successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man!
A girl who was appearing in B. Ed, got married. The result of B. Ed, was declared when she was in her in-laws house. She had secured the first position and in her excitement she sent a telegram to her father.
SUCCESSFUL IN B. ED
Due to the efficiency of the telegraph department, the father got the telegram as: SUCCESSFUL IN BED
There were four men at a golf club playing a normal game.One man went to the bathroom.
The first guy says "my son is so successful
being a stock broker, he evn gave a stock folder away for free.The second man says" my son is so successful being a house salesman, that he gave a house away for free" the third man says" my son is so successful being a cars saleman that he gave a car away for free".the forth man came back from the bathroom and the other guys asked how well his son is doing.The man says"my son is gay but he is doing really great he just got a stock folder a house and a car.