Sunglasses Jokes / Recent Jokes

Bill and Derek are out walking their dogs. Bill has a German shepherd, while Derek is trailing with his Chihuahua. They've been out for a while and Bill suggests stopping in at cafe for some coffee.
"We can't go in there with the dogs," replies Derek.
"Sure we can," says Bill. "Just follow my lead."
Bill puts on his sunglasses and walks into Starbucks. A barrista stops him and says, "Sir, you can't bring a dog in here."
"This is my seeing-eye dog," says Bill, and the barrista lets him in.
Derek watches this exchange, shrugs and puts on his sunglasses. The same barrista meets him as soon as he gets in the door. "Sir, you can't bring a dog in here."
"This is my seeing-eye dog," says Derek.
Skeptically, the barrista says, "Your seeing-eye dog is a Chihuahua?"
"They gave me a CHIHUAHUA?!"

Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and decided that they would make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed, they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, and etc.
The next morning they went to the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb and were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a "drop dead gorgeous" blonde in a tiny bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare and when she passed them, she smiled and said, "Good morning, Father" - "Good morning, Father," nodding and addressing each of them individually, then passed on by.
They were both stunned. How in the world did she recognize them as priests?
The next day they went back to the store, bought even more outrageous outfits-these were so loud, you could hear them before you even saw more...