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The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Des Moines, Iowa:A repentant burglar returned his loot to its owners, along with a note explaining why: "My priest said I done a wrong."More than $200, a pair of sunglasses and some golf balls were found Monday morning on the steps of Potthoff Foods Incorporated, a meat wholesaler."He took my sunglasses, but I didn't know he took them until I got them back this morning," sales representative Phil Barber said. "You know, I don't think something like this happens that often. It's sort of neat. The guy did wrong, but he tried to make it right."The break-in at Potthoff's happened late Friday or early Saturday. The thief pried open a door and rummaged through some desks.Potthoff officials said they're not going to depend on the honesty of thieves' nature in the future."We are adding an extra security system more...
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. Des Moines, Iowa: A repentant burglar returned his loot to its owners, along with a note explaining why: "My priest said I done a wrong." More than $200, a pair of sunglasses and some golf balls were found Monday morning on the steps of Potthoff Foods Incorporated, a meat wholesaler." He took my sunglasses, but I didn't know he took them until I got them back this morning," sales representative Phil Barber said. "You know, I don't think something like this happens that often. It's sort of neat. The guy did wrong, but he tried to make it right." The break-in at Potthoff's happened late Friday or early Saturday. The thief pried open a door and rummaged through some desks. Potthoff officials said they're not going to depend on the honesty of thieves' nature in the future." We are adding an extra security system more...
If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? A: Because his class was so bright!
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. Des Moines, Iowa: A repentant burglar returned his loot to its owners, along with a note explaining why: "My priest said I done a wrong."More than $200, a pair of sunglasses and some golf balls were found Monday morning on the steps of Potthoff Foods Incorporated, a meat wholesaler."He took my sunglasses, but I didn't know he took them until I got them back this morning," sales representative Phil Barber said. "You know, I don't think something like this happens that often. It's sort of neat. The guy did wrong, but he tried to make it right."The break-in at Potthoff's happened late Friday or early Saturday. The thief pried open a door and rummaged through some desks. Potthoff officials said they're not going to depend on the honesty of thieves' nature in the future."We are adding an extra security system more...
Two guys are out walking their dogs one day and decide to stop at a bar to get a drink. When they get there, however, there's a sign on the door that says, "No Pets Allowed."
The guys are about to go home when one of them gets an idea. He tells his friend to wait a few minutes and then follow his lead. He puts on his sunglasses and walks in with his German Shepherd.
The bartender sees him walk in with the dog and says, "Can't you read? No pets allowed in here!"
The guy says, "But I'm blind. This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender thinks for a minute and decides to let him stay.
Meanwhile, the friend is watching through the window. He sees the plan work for the first guy so he decides to give it a try himself. He puts on his sunglasses and walks in with his little chihuahua.
The bartender looks at him and says, "No pets allowed. You're going to have to leave."
"But I'm blind," says the guy. "This is my more...