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This works for any team:
Coach Andy Reid had put together the perfect Eagles team. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn't find a ringer quarterback who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in Bosnia. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Bosnian soldier with a truly incredible arm.
He threw a hand grenade straight into a 15th-story window 200 yards away-ka-boom!
He threw another hand grenade into a group of 10 soldiers 100 yards away-ka-blooey! Then a car passed, going 90 mph - bulls-eye!
"I've got to get this guy!" Reid said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"
So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football, and the Eagles go on to win the Super Bowl for the first time in history.
The young Bosnian is lionized as the Great Hero of football, and more...

a guy walks in a 33 story bar he sees a guy jummping out the window he seed wow i will have what he is haveing. it is super beer. i will give you $5000 if you jump out the window. he seed ok. he jummped out the window.the bar tender seed your a jerk when you are drunk superman.

Tony Dungy, the first black coach to ever win a Super Bowl, has announced his decision not to retire and come back for one more season with the Indiannapolis Colts.

As a result, Dungy becomes the first black Super Bowl-winning coach to contemplate retirement but ultimately decide to come back for another season, and the first black Super Bowl-winning head coach to hold a press conference to announce that fact.

The Pittsburg Steelers today admitted that they played in the Super Bowl even though their quarterback Ben Roethlisberger, had at least two small rib fractures which are really, really painful. Not to be outdone, the Cardinals admitted that they played in the Super Bowl even though their quarterback Kurt Warner, is really, really old.

How To Shower Like a Woman

1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks

2. Walk to bathroom wearing long bathrobe. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror make mental note to do
more sit-ups.

4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, and pumice stone.

5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.

8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

10. Rinse conditioner off hair.
11. Shave armpits and legs

12. Turn off more...

Super kadis
1)What is the similarity between krishna jayanthi and communism?
Kaal marks.(kaal - legs)

2)How do flies communicate?
eee-mail

3)What is the similarity between short circuit and poramai (jealousy)?
Wire-eriyarthu (stomach - burning)

4)What is the similarity between boxing and goddess kali?
Naak-out (naak is tounge)
Marana kadis (deadly jokes)
1. Deepavalikkum pongalukkum yennanga vithyaasam? ( what is the difference between deepavali and pongal)
Deepavali annikku pongal saapadalaam aana Pongal annikku Deppavaliy sapda mudiyaadhu. ( we can eat pongal during deepavali but on pongal we can't eat deepavali)

2. LIC oda 14th floorla sandhanam poosi yirukkanga. Yaen? (the 14th floor the famout LIC building in chennai had sandle paste on it, why? )
Yaenna adhu Mottai maadi.(Because it is mottai (bald) maadi (terrace))

3. Oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga. Annan more...