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Your momma so fat when she went outside wearing a red dress, the children waved their hands in the air and said "KOOL-AID."
Your momma so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet sand "A-B-C-D-E-F-G GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF OF ME."
Your momma so fat when she fell down she made the grand canyon.
Your momma so fat she hoola hooped the superbowl.
You momma so fat when a bus hit her she said "Hey who threw that?"
Your momma so fat when a school bus drove by she said "Hey stop that twinkie."
Your momma so ugly when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning.
Your momma so ugly on Holloween, her trick was the treat.
Your momma so skinny she could hoola hoop a cheerio.
Your momma so fat when she wore a green outfit, people ran away thinking she was Godzilla.
Your momma so stupid she couldnt dial 911 because she couldnt find the eleven on the phone.
Your momma so fat when she wore high heels, she more...
I was watching the Superbowl with my 92 year old grandfather. The team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay. He thought they scored another one. I was gonna tell him, but I figured the game HE was watching was better.
A guy named Joe receives a free ticket to the SuperBowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Joe arrives at the stadium, he realizes the seat is in the last row in the corner of the stadium, he's closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field.
About halfway through the first quarter, Joe sees through his binoculars an empty seat 10 rows off the field right on the 50 yardline. He decides to take a chance and makes his way through the stadium and around the security guards to the empty seat.
As he sits down, Joe asks the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?"
The man says "No."
Now, very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Joe again inquires of the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the SuperBowl and not use it?!"
The man replies, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my more...
After the big Superbowl party, Doug figured he better spend some quality time with his wife. He climbs upstairs, walks in the bedroom and crawls into bed. "All right honey," he says, "Give me a play you want me to run."
"How about Foreplay?" his wife replies. "What's the Four Play?" says Doug. "You know," the wife says, "It happens before the two minute warning."
During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half-time, the coach made a passionate speech to rally the little animals.At the start of the second half the big animals had the ball. The first play, the elephant got stopped for no gain. The second play, the rhino was stopped for no gain. On third down, the hippo was thrown for a 5 yard loss.The defense huddled around the coach and he asked excitedly, "Who stopped the elephant?" "I did," said the centipede."Who stopped the rhino?" "Uh, that was me too," said the centipede."And how about the hippo? Who hit him for a 5 yard loss?""Well, that was me as well," said the centipede."So where were you during the first half?" demanded the coach."Well," said the centipede, "I was having my ankles taped."
Q: How many Vikings does it take to win a Superbowl? A: No one knows, and we may never find out!