Supreme Court Jokes

President Obama intends to name a Supreme Court justice who combines "empathy and understanding" to replace David Souter. Naturally, this rules out a man.

5 years after he unfurled a 14-foot "Bong Hits 4 Jesus" banner on a Juneau, Alaska, street, Joseph Frederick has a date at the Supreme Court in what is shaping up as an important test of constitutional rights.



The disappointment on Frederick's face was evident, when he finally understood bailiffs' explanation that "Supreme" meant'the nation's highest court,' and not'comes with sour cream & tomato.'

The Supreme Court has decided not to block the sale of Chrysler to the Italian company Fiat. The Italians made them offer they couldn't refuse.

Supreme court nominee Sonia Sotomayor fractured her ankle Monday morning in an airport stumble on her way to Washington to meet with senators who will vote on her confirmation. Sotomayor said she tripped over the feet of a white male. She added that her injuries would have been worse had her fall not been broken by an Hispanic woman.

Actress Rosie Perez has expressed interested in playing the lead role in a rumored biopic about Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor. The movie is tentatively titled "White Men Can't Judge."