Suresh Jokes

Shekhar: How long will you be in hospital?
Suresh: Some more time yet.
Shekhar: Pretty ill, I suppose.
Suresh: No, pretty nurse.

On learning from his modish daughter that she wish to marry
a boy named Suresh, her father said, "I will tell you 3 things
which will make you change your mind.
"The first is Suresh is not welloff, so he won't be able to
fulfil your desires. The second is..."
The daughter interrupted him and said, "That's enough, I will
definitely not marry him."

Teacher:' Why are you late to class?'
Ramesh and Suresh:' We helped an old lady cross
the road.'
Teacher:' But did it take you so long?' Ramesh and Suresh.' The point is she didn't want
to cross the road.'

Kamesh:' Suresh, your father is a teacher, but your sister doesn't even know how to read a letter.'
Suresh:' So what? Your father is a dentist and your little brother doesn't even have a single tooth.'