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One day at the end of class little Johnny's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story, little Suzy raises her hand.
"My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road."
The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Suzy replies, "Don't keep all your eggs in one basket."
Next is little Lucy. "Well my dad owns a farm too and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched."
The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Lucy replies "Don't count your eggs before they're hatched."
Last is little Johnny. "My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war; his plane was shot down over more...

one day bob died and went to hell. the devil said you can pick one of three rooms to spend eternity in. so in the first room the were guys cleaning up crap. in the second room there was guys swimming in pee. he went to the third room in that room he saw a suzy and bill were doing it. the devil said to bob which room you want. bob said i will take the third room. the devil said suzy im puttig you into room number two . the devil said bill and bob have a "GAY" time.