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"Mother," the sweet young thing asked, "remember when you told me the way to a man's heart was through his stomach?" "Yes, dear," the mother answered. "Well," the girl went on, "last night I found a new route."
Tom's dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin. He'd been going with Jane for a few months, when he decided to test her. As they drove along in the car, he unzipped his fly, turned to her and said, "Do you want to see my wee-wee?" She yelled, "No! No! Please zip up your fly!"Instead of being annoyed, Tom was happy. On the eve of their engagement to be married, he tried the same thing, with the same result. Finally, on their wedding night, they were alone in the hotel room when he unzipped his fly again and said to her, "Honey, now that we're married you can now look at what I've got here," and proceeded to take out his dick. She looked at it and said, "Oh, what a sweet looking wee-wee!"Tom said, "No darling--you don't have to call it a wee-wee anymore; you can call it a cock." She looked at it a while and then said, "No, Tom, what you have' is' a wee-wee." A' cock' is long, thick, and black!!!
Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHING.
Pronounce all one-syllable words with two.
When giving directions, finish with "and it's right down yonder
on the left." Confuses the mess out of 'em.
Talk REAL slow, and ask them to speak more slowly so you can
understand what they're saying.
When they talk nostalgically about the North, tell 'em "Delta's
ready when you are!"
Talk loudly and often about SEC football or ACC basketball.
Refer to every soft drink as a Coke.
Always order sweet tea and/or grits. When they don't have it,
raise a ruckus.
Offer to send 'em a bottle of fresh air.
Insist on being addressed by your first AND middle names. (e.g.
Lisa Marie - John Michael - Jim Bob...you get the idea)
Frequently bring up "The War of Northern Aggression" in
conversation. If anyone ever says the words "Civil War", always
interject that "there was nothing civil about more...
Tom's dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin. He'd been going with Jane for a few months, when he decided to test her. As they drove along in the car, he unzipped his fly, turned to her and said, "Do you want to see my wee-wee?" She yelled, "No! No! Please zip up your fly!" Instead of being annoyed, Tom was happy.
On the eve of their engagement to be married, he tried the same thing, with the same result. Finally, on their wedding night, they were alone in the hotel room when he unzipped his fly again and said to her, "Honey, now that we're married you can now look at what I've got here," and proceeded to take out his dick.
She looked at it and said, "Oh, what a sweet looking wee-wee!" Tom said, "No darling-you don't have to call it a wee-wee anymore; you can call it a cock."
She looked at it a while and then said, "No, Tom, what you have 'is' a wee-wee." A 'cock' is long, thick, and black!!!
Tom's dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He'd been going with Jane for a few months, when he decided to test her. As they drove along in the car, he unzipped his fly, turned to her and said, "Do you want to see my wee-wee?"She yelled, "No! No! Please zip up your fly!"Instead of being annoyed, Tom was happy.On the eve of their engagement to be married, he tried the same thing, with the same result. Finally, on their wedding night, they were alone in the hotel room when he unzipped his fly again and said to her, "Honey, now that we're married you can now look at what I've got here," and proceeded to take out his dick.She looked at it and said, "Oh, what a sweet looking wee-wee!"Tom said, "No darling-you don't have to call it a wee-wee anymore; you can call it a cock."She looked at it a while and then said, "No, Tom, what you have 'is' a wee-wee." A 'cock' is long, thick, and black!!!
Yo mama like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
Lalu: My boy is growing up, he is adult and wants to go out and enjoy with sweet girlfriends.
Mayawati: My boy is past that. He wants to stay indoors with sweet girlfriends.