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Three women attend a group therapy session with their kids to find out about their obsessions and how to get over them.
The therapist says that determining their obsession is easy. She turns to the first woman and says "
you are obsessed with money because you named your child Penny. You fear not having enough of it."
The therapist turns to the second woman and says "
you are obsessed with sweets because you named your child Sugar. You must also crave sweets and not get enough of it."
By now the third woman has heard enough and thinks this is all BS so she turns to her son and says "
come on Dick we are leaving."

F A L L S T O W N S H I P, Pa.? It looks like police have cracked the "Gumball Bandit" case.

"We know who did it," said Detective Charles T. Burdick of the Middletown Township police.

A surveillance operation led to the arrest of Aaron Ozlek on Saturday, Dec. 14. He was initially held on parole violation charges, but police said he would soon be charged in the string of attacks on area candy machines.

Evidence "related to the bubblegum burglaries was recovered" in Ozlek's home, police said in a statement.

In the course of several weeks in November and December, 26 gumball and candy dispensers were hit. The thief sometimes took the entire machines and sometimes just the change inside

In one incident, the Gumball Bandit smashed a service station's plate-glass window, causing $1, 800 worth of damage, in order to get at the sweets machine.

The candy-craving criminal also hit machines in the more...