Swept Jokes / Recent Jokes

Fire swept the plains and burned down the farmer`s barn. While he surveyed the wreckage, his wife called their insurance company and asked them to send a check for $75,000, the amount of insurance on the barn. "We don`t give you the money," a company official explained. "We replace the barn and all the equipment in it."
"In that case," replied the wife, "cancel the policy I have on my husband."

A massive cold front swept across the nation this week, but it's not
expected to affect the election. Says Hamilton, "The Weather Channel said
the five-day forecast for Bob Dole is three days."