"Fire swept the plains and burned down the farmer`s..." joke

Fire swept the plains and burned down the farmer`s barn. While he surveyed the wreckage, his wife called their insurance company and asked them to send a check for $75,000, the amount of insurance on the barn. "We don`t give you the money," a company official explained. "We replace the barn and all the equipment in it."
"In that case," replied the wife, "cancel the policy I have on my husband."

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