Swerving Jokes

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."

There was a blonde going down a highway, and was swerving left, and right, left, and right, and she continues to do this for about a mile on down the road. Finally a police man pulls her over and asks, " Madam, if you don't mind me asking, what are you doing?!?!!?"
The blonde says, " I have to keep swerving or else i will wreck and hit the tree!!" The police man says. " Madam, thats not a tree, its your air freshener.

Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer pulled them over and went up to the vehicle. He then noticed it was the local preacher, Father McBrian. The officer then asked him why he was swerving all over the road. He said he wasn't.
The officer immediately asked him, "Father, have you been drinking?" "No..." replied Father.
"Is that liquor in your bottle there Father?" suggested the officer. "No it's just my water" answered Father.
The officer took it and smelled it. He then said "Father this is wine."
Father then burst "Praise the Lord, He's Done It Again!"

Ok, I know that you can really buy a detachable vagina from an adult store, but here is the problem and my story.

First of all, its very strange to go into a store and ask somebody behind the counter, "Excuse me, where do you keep the vaginas?" Only to have them respond, "Isle 12," like it's nothing, like they do this all the time. Ooops, they do.

Anyway, I am on isle 12 and there are tons of vaginas, just like they said. There are vaginas that vibrate, and I am thinking to myself, "A vibrating vagina? That could be interesting." They even have vaginas with pubic hair. Pubic hair? I'm not gonna be looking at it for its anatomical correctness. And wait, there was even a clitoris! Who is that for? I mean I don't ever remember telling a woman, "Ohhh baby, I want you to rub your clitoris all over my body." I mean, isn't that for the woman? I don't think I am going to try to go down on my detachable vagina, that would be more...

Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer pulled them over and went up to the vehicle. He then noticed it was the local preacher, Father McBrian. The officer then asked him why he was swerving all over the road. He said he wasn't.
The officer immediately asked him, "Father, have you been drinking?" "No..." replied Father.
"Is that liquor in your bottle there Father?" suggested the officer. "No it's just water" answered Father.
The officer took it and smelled it. He then said "Father this is wine."
Father then burst "Praise the Lord, He's Done It Again!"