Swerving Jokes / Recent Jokes

There was a blonde going down a highway, and was swerving left, and right, left, and right, and she continues to do this for about a mile on down the road. Finally a police man pulls her over and asks, " Madam, if you don't mind me asking, what are you doing?!?!!?"
The blonde says, " I have to keep swerving or else i will wreck and hit the tree!!" The police man says. " Madam, thats not a tree, its your air freshener.

Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer pulled them over and went up to the vehicle. He then noticed it was the local preacher, Father McBrian. The officer then asked him why he was swerving all over the road. He said he wasn't.
The officer immediately asked him, "Father, have you been drinking?" "No..." replied Father.
"Is that liquor in your bottle there Father?" suggested the officer. "No it's just my water" answered Father.
The officer took it and smelled it. He then said "Father this is wine."
Father then burst "Praise the Lord, He's Done It Again!"

Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer pulled them over and went up to the vehicle. He then noticed it was the local preacher, Father McBrian. The officer then asked him why he was swerving all over the road. He said he wasn't.
The officer immediately asked him, "Father, have you been drinking?" "No..." replied Father.
"Is that liquor in your bottle there Father?" suggested the officer. "No it's just water" answered Father.
The officer took it and smelled it. He then said "Father this is wine."
Father then burst "Praise the Lord, He's Done It Again!"

Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer pulled them over and went up to the vehicle. He then noticed it was the local preacher, Father McBrian. The officer then asked him why he was swerving all over the road. He said he wasn't.The officer immediately asked him, "Father, have you been drinking?" "No..." replied Father."Is that liquor in your bottle there Father?" suggested the officer. "No it's just water" answered Father.The officer took it and smelled it. He then said "Father this is wine."Father then burst "Praise the Lord, He's Done It Again!"

Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer pulled them over and went up to the vehicle. He then noticed it was the local preacher, Father McBrian. The officer then asked him why he was swerving all over the road. He said he wasn't. The officer immediately asked him, "Father, have you been drinking?" "No..." replied Father." Is that liquor in your bottle there Father?" suggested the officer. "No it's just water" answered Father. The officer took it and smelled it. He then said "Father this is wine." Father then burst "Praise the Lord, He's Done It Again!"