Swooped Jokes

An eagle was feeling rather horny, so he swooped down on a dove and
took it back to his nest. Once back at the nest the dove said, "I'm a dove
and I like love."
The eagle thought, "Stuff that," and tossed the dove out of the
nest. Then the eagle spotted an owl. So he swooped down on the owl and
took it back to his nest. Once back at the nest the owl said, "I'm an owl
and I like to howl."
The eagle thought, "Stuff that," and tossed the owl out of the
nest. Then the eagle spotted an duck. So he swooped down on the duck and
took it back to his nest. Once back at the nest the duck said, "I'm a
drake and I think you've made a mistake!"
Brad. W. A. Regional Computing Centre