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There was a muslim and a christian in an aeroplane. The engines and the two decide to jump knowing they may die. anyway the Muslim jumps and as he is falling recites, "Oh Allah please save. Please save me!"
A big blak hand swoops down, picks him up and places him safely on the ground.
the christian sees this and decides to do the same. He recites,"Oh Allah please save. Please save me!"
Again, a big black hand swoops down and safely places him on the ground. Then the christian stands up, dusts himself off and says,"Thank God for that!!"
Then a big black foot comes down and squashes him to death.