Syllable Jokes

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher asked the class if anyone could think of a three syllable word.
Johnny starts waving his arms frantically and the teacher says, " yes Johnny?"
"Contageous" says Johnny.
"Thats very good Johnny but do you know what that means?"
Yes...my dad and I were watching from the livingroom window while mom shovelled snow and my dad said, "at this rate, it will take the cunt ages."

The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more than one syllable. "Jane, Do you know any multi-syllable words?" "After some thought Jane proudly replied with Monday." "Great Jane. That has two syllables, Mon...... day" "Does anyone know another word." "I do! I do!" replied Johnny. Knowing Johnny's more mature sense of humor she picks Mike instead. "OK Mike, what is your word." "Saturday." says Mike. "Great, that has three syllables..." Not wanting to be outdone Johnny says "I know a four syllable word. Pick me! Pick me!" Not thinking he can do any harm with a word that large the teacher reluctantly says, "O. K. Johnny what is your four syllable word?" Johnny proudly says, "Mas... tur... ba... tion." Shocked, the teacher, trying to retain her composure says, more...

The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more than one syllable.
"Jane, Do you know any multi-syllable words?"
"After some thought Jane proudly replied with Monday."
"Great Jane. That has two syllables, Mon...... day"
"Does anyone know another word."
"I do! I do!" replied Johnny.
Knowing Johnny's more mature sense of humor she picks Mike instead.
"OK Mike, what is your word."
"Saturday." says Mike.
"Great, that has three syllables..."
Not wanting to be outdone Johnny says "I know a four syllable word. Pick me! Pick me!"
Not thinking he can do any harm with a word that large the teacher reluctantly says, "O. K. Johnny what is your four syllable word?"
Johnny proudly says, "Mas... tur... ba... more...