T-shirt Jokes / Recent Jokes
ONCE A MAD PERSON RUNS UP FROM THE HOSPITAL AND ENDS UP IN NEWYORK CITY.THERE HE SEES A VERY TALL BUILDING.HE SAYS TO HIMSELF THAT"I LIKE THIS
BUILDING WHY NOT TAKE IT HOME".AND SO HE STARTS PUSHING THAT BUILDING.TILL EVENING HIS CLOTHES GET WET BY THE SWEAT, SO HE TAKES OFF HIS T-SHIRT AND KEEPS IT ON THE FOOTPATH AND CONTINUES WITH HIS JOB.MEANWHILE A THIEF TAKES
HIS T-SHIRT AND VANISHES.AT ABOUT MIDNIGHT HE
STOPS.HE SAYS TO HIMSELF"WELL I THINK IAM HOME".HE LOOKS FOR HIS T-SHIRT AND WHEN HE IS
UNABLE TO FIND IT HE SAYS,"OH, MY GOODNESS I FORGOT MY T-SHIRT IN MID-WAY".
New from MATTEL: Administrative Barbie: Works twelve hour days for little pay (70% of Admin Ken's salary), and is the lowest on the totem pole despite being the one that actually runs the group. Comes with mini laptop and directions for the coffee machine. Pull the string on her back and she'll schedule a meeting with your other dolls, replace the toner cartridge in the laser printer, coordinate a re-org and a move, and order airline tickets for Admin Ken.
Temp Barbie: This smartly dressed, intelligent, hard-working and enthusiastic Barbie is ready to go right out of the box, but usually goes untouched for at least a day while everyone tries to figure out why they bought her. Pull the string on her back and she'll stuff envelopes indefinitely, all the while wondering why she got a liberal arts degree. Comes with mini resume and mini filing cabinet filled with the past five years worth of US Tax Code revisions which need to be collated.
Sister Mary Barbie: This more...